Weird Search Terms

Thanks to Site Meter, I can tell when people visit Going Rampant and from where. If it was from a search engine, the search terms are usually recorded. Below is a list of some of the strangest things people have reached my blog searching for:

• "sexy mechanics" - This is a problem of searches ignoring punctuation. "...Sexy? Mechanics..."
• "feminist killing boys" - Sorry, no anti-feminist rants here.
• "sex porno massacre brutaly" - I'm sure I used every one of those words on a page, just not together like that.
• "fanfiction about dark and dominant jacob raping and forcing bella to be his sex slave" - Sorry, not my thing. Now, morally grey and dominant Claire raping and forcing Elle to be her sex slave...
• "STORIES OF CORTANA GETTING RAPED BY MASTER CHIEF" - No. Just no.
• "goa'uld porn" - Um, what the frak?
• "how to kill a womanizing husband" - Yikes! 
• "is halo a girl character in the game halo" - Halo is a pretty cool gal. ehs kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything. Seriously, though, no, Halo is a ring-shaped weapon of mass destruction.
• "obama is an active from the dollhouse" - Ha! Well, it would make sense. Bennett's good at programming leadership qualities.
• "halo elite female porn" - Is it weird that I've actually seen some on the 'net?
• "snakes slither into female womb and gives birth sex stories" - I... What?
• "images of a female spartan from halo getting raped by an elite" - Um... Hell, no.

It's a sick 'net, people! It's a sick 'net!